Exhibits all the signs of distress
Nearly lost it all nonetheless
Formerly I fell through
Now I just don’t know
Standing on the sideline
Behaving like a hooligan
I came here to watch the game
Tomorrow’s tears are last year’s sickness
I might fall out of the chair I’m sitting in
No worries, sitting takes time to learn
Stupid refrain for which I deserve to burn
Go get your long johns
Put them on
Or coldness will freeze
Your private parts
Wearing tight pants
Is a necessary art