It is not for nothing that these stone cold walls are made of cold stone so that they may remain as cold as stone cold stone.
Once I took it upon myself to drill a great big huge hole in these stone cold walls. Alas, they did not tremble, neither did they surrender, yet remained as stoned as the next man. We all smoked the greenest lettuced weed with a vengeance as we made each other believe that the hole was huge enough to swallow an entire man. Truth was the hole had been covered up, and the entire operation was a cover up. It turned out that we were the ones who had covered the great big huge holes in an operation that was named the greatest biggest large cover up in the whole history of coverings and secrets. In almost no time we made the necessary sacrifices, and it was truly splendid to see the man holes disappear as well as the men that gave their lives to this most holiest of causes.